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Retired people compliment my teeth, then tell me to take care of them. This always makes me think they are trying to steal them.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

I followed a diet but it did not follow me, so I unfollowed it.

Pagli does not talk about his position
Hey… we are also news DJ But hear…

Do the work that people say you will let us do it ourselves

Some girls have everything given by God, except my mobile number…

Did i go Yes… with time, patience and money.

Do not treat my silence as my weakness. I also abuse my heart

Beauty starts the moment when you decide to be yourself.

People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways. I’m still making movies, and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

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I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, My alarm clock, and my iron.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together

We turn the way when someone comes and tells us that they are cutting the challan ahead…

If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; You can still call him Vile Nam.

Nobody will ever entertain like us.

I’m not taking a selfie, I’m just checking the quality of my camera.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

simplicity is the key to brilliance.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a loon and a crunch. I call it lunch.

It’s been so many years that I have remained a friend with you. I wish you knew how hard it was for me to put up with your stupidity all these years!

It’s hard to not be a friend with someone who already knows all the dark secrets of you. Being friends with you is not a choice for me anymore; it has become an obligation now!

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Once a stupid person made a great decision in life, that is to become a friend with someone equally as stupid as him. Congratulations!

I have all the quality of a great friend and more. You should really be feeling lucky everyday for having a friend like me in your life!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I miss you like you remember an idiot.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He does not expect it back.

It can be a good day to take this perfect selfie on the first try.

All power is corrupt, but we need electricity.

Thank you for making me realizes that I’m a loser. After all, who would choose to be a friend with someone so weird as you without a loser like me.

I heard that a true friend is someone who helps you hiding a dead body. I will manage a friend like that but will you be that dead body for me?

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I don’t ever want a friend better than you, because I’m already fed up! You are a great friend but your craziness is beyond endurable!

I don’t ever want a friend better than you, because I’m already fed up! You are a great friend but your craziness is beyond endurable!

If you don’t remember my name, just say ‘Chocolate…’.

Dinner time is selfie time.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to beat them.

If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute. I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.

Real Friends care like a MOM, Scold like a DAD, Teas like a SISTER, Irritate like a BROTHER, Love more than a LOVER.

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